Well aren't you just the luckiest man alive! You get me as your Valentine! So I got you a mug to remind you everyday how fabulous I am,
And a cactus flower to remind you of how dry and dull you are.
(I know I'm just best! No need to tell me so!)
Oh and of course some good smelling stuff because next to me you stink!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Hint: I do so enjoy our battles of wit and insults even though you are so far out of your league,
I almost feel sorry for you!